When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
where are my eyebrows?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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