I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
we're so committed to being not committed
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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