So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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