if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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