how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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