question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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