But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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