WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize