Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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