After last night, I could never be a politician.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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