you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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