Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
