If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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