come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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