he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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