doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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