Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
