I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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