flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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