We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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