I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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