So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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