And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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