he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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