I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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