He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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