Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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