Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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