I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
