Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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