But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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