The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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