THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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