Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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