It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My vagina is very pro this idea
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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