Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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