I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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