The police scanner is talking about you again....
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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