dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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