That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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