when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My life is pants optional.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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