my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Sober January is a disaster.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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