All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Let's paint friendship bongs
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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