i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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