i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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