just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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