so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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