So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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