Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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