I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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