He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
organizing the empties. That sober.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
