If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so explain again why im purple
no
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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