all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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