Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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