theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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