to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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