Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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