do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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