wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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