OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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